This market is absolute torture — just endless chop and slow bleed. You can't even short this garbage properly because it refuses to dump hard enough.

It's like watching paint dry while your portfolio slowly dies. No clean moves, no real volatility, just this soul-crushing sideways action that grinds everyone down.

Bulls can't pump it, bears can't dump it, and we're all just stuck in this purgatory watching our money evaporate in slow motion. This is how they kill retail — not with a crash, but with death by a thousand cuts.