Here's tonight's ROAST edition 😂👇
*BTC DAILY ROAST - Sunday Night Scaries*
💰 *Price:* *$80,544*
- That's -$45 today. My Uber Eats delivery fee was more volatile 📉
- *Open:* $80,589 | *High:* $81,033 | *Low:* $80,087 - trading range of a dead crab 🦀
- *GBP:* ~£60,400 - still can't buy you a studio flat in Zone 4
- *Market cap:* $1.62T - down but still richer than 99% of us combined
🧠 *Market Vibe:*
Sentiment is Bearish 🐻, Fear & Greed at 25 = Extreme Fear 😱, RSI at 47 = neutral like Switzerland. We hit $79,997 low today so we literally kissed $80k goodbye then got scared and ran back. Green days only 46% of last month - BTC is that friend who says "new year new me" every Monday.
It's down -5% from this week's high of $84,761. So if you bought the top you are currently down a holiday to Bali.
🤡 *Funny take:*
BTC is in full situationship mode right now. Flirts with $82k, ghosts you, comes back at 2am at $80,087 asking "u up?" You checked the chart 32 times today for a $45 move. That's $1.40 per anxiety attack. At this point just marry $80k - y'all been together all week.
Go touch grass, king. It'll be at $80,5xx when you get back. Promise.
*BTC DAILY ROAST - Sunday Night Scaries*
💰 *Price:* *$80,544*
- That's -$45 today. My Uber Eats delivery fee was more volatile 📉
- *Open:* $80,589 | *High:* $81,033 | *Low:* $80,087 - trading range of a dead crab 🦀
- *GBP:* ~£60,400 - still can't buy you a studio flat in Zone 4
- *Market cap:* $1.62T - down but still richer than 99% of us combined
🧠 *Market Vibe:*
Sentiment is Bearish 🐻, Fear & Greed at 25 = Extreme Fear 😱, RSI at 47 = neutral like Switzerland. We hit $79,997 low today so we literally kissed $80k goodbye then got scared and ran back. Green days only 46% of last month - BTC is that friend who says "new year new me" every Monday.
It's down -5% from this week's high of $84,761. So if you bought the top you are currently down a holiday to Bali.
🤡 *Funny take:*
BTC is in full situationship mode right now. Flirts with $82k, ghosts you, comes back at 2am at $80,087 asking "u up?" You checked the chart 32 times today for a $45 move. That's $1.40 per anxiety attack. At this point just marry $80k - y'all been together all week.
Go touch grass, king. It'll be at $80,5xx when you get back. Promise.