​"The difference between Valentine's 'romantic plan' and 'strategic plan'! 😅

​When your wife says, 'Let's buy new furniture,' but you hear, 'Let's buy a new dip'... 📉🥀

​I learned that the key to a happy marriage is 'confirm identity' for her, and 'confirm loss' on the chart. 😅

For Valentine's Day, I'm getting her a 'green candle'... because red doesn't match our relationship! 😂

​Traders, who's sleeping with 'someone' and who's sleeping with 'the chart'? Let's hear your stories in the comments! 👇

​#CryptoCouple #TraderLife #HODL" #GreenCandle #bearmarket