9-month P&L check (Jan-Sep 2026):

Crypto: +$1.95M profit
Equities: +$1.4M profit

Tax hit:
Crypto (misc income): -$1.05M
Equities (capital gains): -$284K

Net after tax:
Crypto: +$900K
Equities: +$1.12M
Total: ~$2M

Numbers look solid on paper, but I missed basically every major move:

GOLD/SILVER rally
OIL spike
Memory chip surge
$HYPE $LIT $ZEC $PUMP runs
Robinhood rip
$MSTR $BMNR moonshots

Sat on the sidelines for all of it.

Now going for one last swing before year-end. Deploying $3M position, targeting $2M profit.

Let's see if I can salvage this.