🚨🐕 DOGE BREAKING NEWS
DOGE reaches $100. 🚀💵
DOGE holder walks into a car showroom.
Salesman: “Sir, which car?”
Holder: “The biggest one.”
Salesman: “SUV?”
Holder: “No.”
Salesman: “Sports car?”
Holder: “No.”
Salesman: “Then what?”
Holder: “I’m buying the whole showroom.” 😂
Salesman: “How are you paying?”
Holder: “DOGE.” 🐕🚀
Salesman: “……😳”
Holder: “And please deliver everything to my yacht.” 🛥️🤣🌕
DOGE reaches $100. 🚀💵
DOGE holder walks into a car showroom.
Salesman: “Sir, which car?”
Holder: “The biggest one.”
Salesman: “SUV?”
Holder: “No.”
Salesman: “Sports car?”
Holder: “No.”
Salesman: “Then what?”
Holder: “I’m buying the whole showroom.” 😂
Salesman: “How are you paying?”
Holder: “DOGE.” 🐕🚀
Salesman: “……😳”
Holder: “And please deliver everything to my yacht.” 🛥️🤣🌕