$DOGE DOGE is the ultimate gold digger.
She never stops asking for your money while insisting she’s “valuable,” “the people’s coin,” and “going to the moon.”
Then the price drops. She slides back up with a sweet smile and says:
“Look at me! I’m cheaper than yesterday! Don’t you want me now? I’m on sale!”
But it’s not a sale.
She just became worth less.
Because while you weren’t looking, she printed more of herself.
And more.
And more.
And more.
Tomorrow she’ll print even more. The day after that, still more. Forever. Infinity. No cap. No end. Just endless, relentless self-replication.
Every new DOGE that appears dilutes the ones that already exist. The pie stays the same size while she keeps cutting thinner and thinner slices and calling each new, smaller slice “a discount.”
“Come on,” she says, “I’m cheaper than ever! This is the best deal!”
No. You’re not getting a bargain.
You’re watching her make herself cheaper on purpose—by flooding the world with more of herself—then pretending the falling price is a favor she’s doing you.
She will keep printing.
She will keep getting cheaper.
She will keep calling it a sale.
And the more of her there is, the less each one is worth.
Forever.
She never stops asking for your money while insisting she’s “valuable,” “the people’s coin,” and “going to the moon.”
Then the price drops. She slides back up with a sweet smile and says:
“Look at me! I’m cheaper than yesterday! Don’t you want me now? I’m on sale!”
But it’s not a sale.
She just became worth less.
Because while you weren’t looking, she printed more of herself.
And more.
And more.
And more.
Tomorrow she’ll print even more. The day after that, still more. Forever. Infinity. No cap. No end. Just endless, relentless self-replication.
Every new DOGE that appears dilutes the ones that already exist. The pie stays the same size while she keeps cutting thinner and thinner slices and calling each new, smaller slice “a discount.”
“Come on,” she says, “I’m cheaper than ever! This is the best deal!”
No. You’re not getting a bargain.
You’re watching her make herself cheaper on purpose—by flooding the world with more of herself—then pretending the falling price is a favor she’s doing you.
She will keep printing.
She will keep getting cheaper.
She will keep calling it a sale.
And the more of her there is, the less each one is worth.
Forever.
