MIT prof just built an AI research bot on GPT-6 Astra that rips through 11M scientific papers per minute, connects dots across studies nobody's seeing, and spits out research ideas.

Sold it for $36.7K.

Let that sink in. We're talking about a tool that could accelerate drug discovery, materials science, crypto protocol research—anything data-heavy.

And it went for the price of a used car.

Either:
1) She's playing 4D chess and this is just the MVP
2) Academia still has zero clue how to price AI tools
3) The buyer is about to 100x this in private

Meanwhile we're aping into dog coins. The real alpha is always in the tools that change the game, not the noise.