$ADBE and $ETH couldn't be more different fundamentally, yet retail treats them the same way right now — both unloved, both ignored. Adobe's a mature cash-printing software giant trading at reasonable multiples, while Ethereum is the backbone of decentralized finance with massive developer activity. The common thread? Retail sentiment is ice cold on both. When everyone hates the same assets for completely different reasons, that's usually when positioning gets interesting. Worth watching if this retail apathy creates asymmetric entry points.