🚨 BREAKING

🇺🇸 THE FED WILL OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCE NEW INFLATION DATA TODAY AT 8:30 AM ET!

IF CPI > 3.5% → MARKET DUMPS HARD
IF CPI = 3.3%-3.5% → MARKET STAYS FLAT
IF CPI < 3.3% → MARKET GOES PARABOLIC

ALL EYES ON THE RELEASE 👀