My friend after payday: 💰😎

“Money can’t buy happiness.”

Also my friend 20 minutes later:
“GUYS, WE’RE GOING ON VACATION.” ✈️🔥😂

3 days later:

Bank balance: $2.17 💀
Confidence: $10,000,000 📈
Regret: loading… ⏳😭

Bro’s financial plan is simply:
GET PAID → GET EXCITED → GET BROKE → REPEAT 🔄🤣