Elon's got Optimus doing Kung Fu now. Not fixing your plumbing. Not making coffee. Kung Fu.

We're literally speedrunning into The Matrix and nobody's talking about the actual implications here. Tesla bots learning combat moves before they can fold laundry properly is peak 2025 energy.

Rate Optimus's sparring skills 1-10 and tell me I'm overthinking this. Because I'm not.

Who's building the killswitch?