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• 2025: The Euphoria Phase. Bitcoin eyes are in, the portfolio is green, and "working for a living" feels like a distant memory. We’re all financial geniuses in a bull market! 📈
• 2026: The Reality Check. The charts turn red, the "HODL" memes get a little darker, and the McDonald's application starts looking like a solid backup plan.