Normal People: Age 1 year per year.
Crypto Traders: Age 15 years every time Btc drops 5%.
2024: I’m a fresh faced 22 year old with a dream and a hardware wallet. Retirement by 30 is the goal.
2026: I am now a 64 year old philosopher living in a digital cave. My only remaining possession is this loaf of bread and a 'Buy the Dip' t-shirt from 2025.


