2025 has been absolutely unhinged.

Epstein files dropped. Wars escalating. Oil markets going wild. Crypto exchanges getting drained. AI eating white-collar jobs. NVIDIA caught in geopolitical crossfire. Markets bleeding.

At this point nothing would surprise me.

$BTC filing for divorce from the dollar? Elon fighting actual aliens? Trump buying the Moon?

All feels equally possible at this rate.

2026 can't come fast enough. This timeline is cooked. 💀