I am 99% convinced that the market algorithm has a personal problem with me. 🤨

My Everyday Crypto Routine:

1. I watch a coin pump +50% for 3 days without buying. (Algorithm: Fine)

2. I do 5 hours of intensive technical analysis. (Algorithm: Cool)

3. I finally click the "BUY" button. (Algorithm: ALERT! He entered the market! Initiate the dump immediately! 🚨📉)

Within 2 minutes, the entire market turns red. I am not a trader, I am a market controller! 😂

Does the Binance algorithm do this to you too, or am I just chosen by the crypto gods to buy every single dip? Let me know your tragic stories in the comments! 👇

Note: Purely for entertainment purposes. No algorithms were harmed in making this post!