🔥 ROASTED: $TRUMP
989,000 buyers lost $3.81B.
Insiders banked $636M in royalties.
For every $1 they made, you lost $6. 💀
The Setup:
• Launched Jan 2025, days before inauguration
• 1B supply, 80% locked by Fight Fight Fight LLC and CIC Digital
• 20% for the public. You bought the exit liquidity.
The Promise:
• Celebrate the "Fight Fight Fight" moment
• Exclusive holder access
The Reality:
• 1 dinner for top 220 holders
• 1 Mar-a-Lago lunch for top 297 (April 2026)
• Leaderboard counted sneakers, watches, and perfume. First memecoin where your cologne mattered.
The Chart:
• ATH: $79 (Jan 2025)
• Now: $1.97 | -97.3%
• $10k at launch = $400 today
• MC: $538M | FDV: $1.97B
The Receipts:
• Only 27% circulating (273M of 1B)
• 727M tokens still locked
• Team moved $150M+ to exchanges since April
• June: $32.8M dumped to Binance in one tx
• August: $3.39M USDC pulled from liquidity pools in 10 hours
• Next unlock Sept 18: 28.7M tokens (+10.5% supply in 1 day)
• 34 unlocks running until Dec 2027
Most coins have a roadmap.
This one has an unlock calendar.
The Defense:
• Unlock schedule was public from day 1
• They said "collectible," not "investment"
• Gala events actually happened
• Still $194M daily volume
• Moving tokens ≠ selling (but come on)
Roast Score: 7/10
-97% drawdown, 27% float, $150M+ moved to CEXs, pool withdrawals.
Lessons:
1. Check supply distribution before you ape. 80% insider control = your exit is their payday.
2. Sept 18 unlock is 7 days out. Mark your calendar.
3. Event pumps fade. Book profit into hype.
4. Fame ≠ price protection. Supply and liquidity run the show.
5. Never marry a coin. Take profit. Move on.
Final Burn:
The coin said Fight, Fight, Fight.
The chart said Fall, Fall, Fall.
Tomorrow's roast: $LIBRA or solana:3fmEnswi9BTFXoiBDTpmA992GgGBiG1Q5rVWJ7Bapump?
Comment below 👇
NFA. DYOR.
989,000 buyers lost $3.81B.
Insiders banked $636M in royalties.
For every $1 they made, you lost $6. 💀
The Setup:
• Launched Jan 2025, days before inauguration
• 1B supply, 80% locked by Fight Fight Fight LLC and CIC Digital
• 20% for the public. You bought the exit liquidity.
The Promise:
• Celebrate the "Fight Fight Fight" moment
• Exclusive holder access
The Reality:
• 1 dinner for top 220 holders
• 1 Mar-a-Lago lunch for top 297 (April 2026)
• Leaderboard counted sneakers, watches, and perfume. First memecoin where your cologne mattered.
The Chart:
• ATH: $79 (Jan 2025)
• Now: $1.97 | -97.3%
• $10k at launch = $400 today
• MC: $538M | FDV: $1.97B
The Receipts:
• Only 27% circulating (273M of 1B)
• 727M tokens still locked
• Team moved $150M+ to exchanges since April
• June: $32.8M dumped to Binance in one tx
• August: $3.39M USDC pulled from liquidity pools in 10 hours
• Next unlock Sept 18: 28.7M tokens (+10.5% supply in 1 day)
• 34 unlocks running until Dec 2027
Most coins have a roadmap.
This one has an unlock calendar.
The Defense:
• Unlock schedule was public from day 1
• They said "collectible," not "investment"
• Gala events actually happened
• Still $194M daily volume
• Moving tokens ≠ selling (but come on)
Roast Score: 7/10
-97% drawdown, 27% float, $150M+ moved to CEXs, pool withdrawals.
Lessons:
1. Check supply distribution before you ape. 80% insider control = your exit is their payday.
2. Sept 18 unlock is 7 days out. Mark your calendar.
3. Event pumps fade. Book profit into hype.
4. Fame ≠ price protection. Supply and liquidity run the show.
5. Never marry a coin. Take profit. Move on.
Final Burn:
The coin said Fight, Fight, Fight.
The chart said Fall, Fall, Fall.
Tomorrow's roast: $LIBRA or solana:3fmEnswi9BTFXoiBDTpmA992GgGBiG1Q5rVWJ7Bapump?
Comment below 👇
NFA. DYOR.
