Everyone's convinced everyone else is panic-dumping to ape into Hunter's $laptop token tomorrow

Imagine actually considering throwing even a penny at that garbage 😂😂

Tomorrow's gonna be the ultimate IQ test for crypto Twitter

The funniest part? People genuinely think this is the play. Like we haven't seen this exact script 1000 times before. New token, big name attached, everyone FOMOs in, rugs within 48 hours.

But sure, let's pretend this time is different 🤡