*Nvidia employees are COOKING* 🍳💰
*78% millionaires. 50% > $25M net worth.*
That’s not a tech company. That’s a hedge fund with a GPU problem.
### *Why it happened:*
1. *$NVDA +800% in 2 years* - If you got RSUs in 2022 at $140, you’re sitting on life-changing money
2. *AI gold rush* - Every company on earth needs B300/H100s. Nvidia owns the toll booth
3. *Comp paid in stock* - Engineers hired in 2020-2023 got paid in NVDA instead of cash
### *The context:*
This is the same week we had that smuggling case with B300 chips.
Demand is so insane people risk jail to move them.
No wonder the people who _make_ them are rich.
### *Two ways to read it:*
*Bull case:* Smartest people in AI are financially free. They can take bigger swings, build crazier stuff.
*Bear case:* When 78% of staff are millionaires, talent gets complacent + expensive.
Also explains why Jensen can say "AI is the new electricity" with a straight face 😂
### *Crypto parallel:*
Remember when early $ETH devs got rich? Same cycle.
Tech that redefines compute → people who build it get paid first.
$TUT to factory job → $NVDA to $25M net worth. Different ladders, same climb.
You think $NVDA keeps printing millionaires at this rate or do we need AI to slow down first? #USCryptoEquityIndexRises5.04% #CanadaImposesUpTo50%CounterTariffsOnUSGoods
*78% millionaires. 50% > $25M net worth.*
That’s not a tech company. That’s a hedge fund with a GPU problem.
### *Why it happened:*
1. *$NVDA +800% in 2 years* - If you got RSUs in 2022 at $140, you’re sitting on life-changing money
2. *AI gold rush* - Every company on earth needs B300/H100s. Nvidia owns the toll booth
3. *Comp paid in stock* - Engineers hired in 2020-2023 got paid in NVDA instead of cash
### *The context:*
This is the same week we had that smuggling case with B300 chips.
Demand is so insane people risk jail to move them.
No wonder the people who _make_ them are rich.
### *Two ways to read it:*
*Bull case:* Smartest people in AI are financially free. They can take bigger swings, build crazier stuff.
*Bear case:* When 78% of staff are millionaires, talent gets complacent + expensive.
Also explains why Jensen can say "AI is the new electricity" with a straight face 😂
### *Crypto parallel:*
Remember when early $ETH devs got rich? Same cycle.
Tech that redefines compute → people who build it get paid first.
$TUT to factory job → $NVDA to $25M net worth. Different ladders, same climb.
You think $NVDA keeps printing millionaires at this rate or do we need AI to slow down first? #USCryptoEquityIndexRises5.04% #CanadaImposesUpTo50%CounterTariffsOnUSGoods
