You spent two years saving for a deposit. I made more in a week. Sorry.
There's one difference between us: I sold my parents' apartment, and you're scared to even tell your wife about $100 in Bitcoin.
I've already been called insane in three family group chats.
But who wins — the madman with +23.8% in a week, or the "smart one" with 14% a year? Pick a side in the comments. 👇
My cousin is the responsible one. Has a deposit, has a plan, has 14% a year he talks about like it's a yacht.
He texted me "you'll lose everything" on the day I bought
That was a week ago. BTC is 77,876 now, up +23.8% on the week. ETH 2,397, up +27.6%.
He hasn't texted since🔥
responsible, from where I'm sitting:
you did the course, you read the book, you opened the app, you put in $100 and then you closed the app because your wife walked in
you've got the whole plan and none of the nerve
Caution is a bet too. It just pays worse and you never get to brag)
And before the comments fill up with "the market could crash tomorrow": yes. It can. It has. I've been rekt with money I couldn't afford and I'll probably be rekt again.
The difference is I'll be rekt with a story, and you'll be safe with an excel file💀
Funny part: the coin everyone laughs at did +20.8% this week. DOGE. A dog.
Your deposit: 14% a year. The dog: +20.8% in a week. Do the division yourself, I'm busy
Keep your apartment, nobody asked for it. Stop calling fear a strategy though🏦
Team DEPOSIT drops 🏦, team ALL-IN drops 🔥. The most brutal comment gets pinned.
Don't try this. Not financial advice.
#Bitcoin #CryptoVsBank
There's one difference between us: I sold my parents' apartment, and you're scared to even tell your wife about $100 in Bitcoin.
I've already been called insane in three family group chats.
But who wins — the madman with +23.8% in a week, or the "smart one" with 14% a year? Pick a side in the comments. 👇
My cousin is the responsible one. Has a deposit, has a plan, has 14% a year he talks about like it's a yacht.
He texted me "you'll lose everything" on the day I bought
That was a week ago. BTC is 77,876 now, up +23.8% on the week. ETH 2,397, up +27.6%.
He hasn't texted since🔥
responsible, from where I'm sitting:
you did the course, you read the book, you opened the app, you put in $100 and then you closed the app because your wife walked in
you've got the whole plan and none of the nerve
Caution is a bet too. It just pays worse and you never get to brag)
And before the comments fill up with "the market could crash tomorrow": yes. It can. It has. I've been rekt with money I couldn't afford and I'll probably be rekt again.
The difference is I'll be rekt with a story, and you'll be safe with an excel file💀
Funny part: the coin everyone laughs at did +20.8% this week. DOGE. A dog.
Your deposit: 14% a year. The dog: +20.8% in a week. Do the division yourself, I'm busy
Keep your apartment, nobody asked for it. Stop calling fear a strategy though🏦
Team DEPOSIT drops 🏦, team ALL-IN drops 🔥. The most brutal comment gets pinned.
Don't try this. Not financial advice.
#Bitcoin #CryptoVsBank