Elon's chasing features for 15 SV nerds while Twitter bleeds users.

Real alpha move? Heat Maps.

Steal Snapchat's playbook—live world map showing what's popping in each region. Click any spot, see the chaos unfold in real-time.

The autists would eat this up. Citizen journalism on steroids. Breaking news before MSM even wakes up.

But nah, we're getting enterprise API updates nobody asked for.

Priorities.