❤️ Girlfriend: "Let's go out for dinner tonight!"
😎 Me: "Give me a minute... I'll cash out some profits from my 5,000 USDT $HEI coins."
5 minutes later... 📉
HEI: "I bought at $0.22... opened the chart again, and it's back to $0.22. 😭"
💀 Me: "Looks like we're eating at home tonight... Sorry, baby. 🍜🥲"
Moral: Unrealized crypto profits don't pay for dates. 💸
😎 Me: "Give me a minute... I'll cash out some profits from my 5,000 USDT $HEI coins."
5 minutes later... 📉
HEI: "I bought at $0.22... opened the chart again, and it's back to $0.22. 😭"
💀 Me: "Looks like we're eating at home tonight... Sorry, baby. 🍜🥲"
Moral: Unrealized crypto profits don't pay for dates. 💸