WHY $TRUMP IS THE NEXT BITCOIN
Bitcoin was created by a mysterious genius who disappeared. $TRUMP was created by a guy who refused to disappear no matter how many times they tried.
Bitcoin has a fixed supply of 21 million.
$TRUMP has a fixed supply of whatever MAGA needs to win
Bitcoin is decentralized. Trumpcoin is super-centralized around one man, which is actually more powerful than any blockchain consensus mechanism ever invented.
Satoshi Nakamoto is a legend.
Donald J. Trump is a walking, talking, golfing, meme-generating liquidity event.
Bitcoin took 15 years to go mainstream.
Trumppoi took 15 minutes after launch to make half of Wall Street cry and the other half secretly buy.
Buy the dip.
Or don’t.
Either way, he’ll call you a loser.
#TrumpCoin #NextBitcoin #MakeCryptoGreatAgain
Bitcoin was created by a mysterious genius who disappeared. $TRUMP was created by a guy who refused to disappear no matter how many times they tried.
Bitcoin has a fixed supply of 21 million.
$TRUMP has a fixed supply of whatever MAGA needs to win
Bitcoin is decentralized. Trumpcoin is super-centralized around one man, which is actually more powerful than any blockchain consensus mechanism ever invented.
Satoshi Nakamoto is a legend.
Donald J. Trump is a walking, talking, golfing, meme-generating liquidity event.
Bitcoin took 15 years to go mainstream.
Trumppoi took 15 minutes after launch to make half of Wall Street cry and the other half secretly buy.
Buy the dip.
Or don’t.
Either way, he’ll call you a loser.
#TrumpCoin #NextBitcoin #MakeCryptoGreatAgain