You swipe right (BUY) – instantly rejected (-10%).
You swipe left (SELL) – immediate regret (+20%).
Finally, you go into 'HODL' mode... only for it to tell you you've been friend-zoned!"

– "Maybe true love was an unfilled limit order all along..." 💔😂

(Disclaimer: This is not relationship advice. TA > heart analysis.)
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