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😂 Crypto Dip Logic 101
🧍♂️💵 Asian guy earning $500/month: “Bro I’ll invest $30, chill.”
📉 Market: -50% for 15 months
Investor: “Ah yes… perfect time to suffer.”
🛒 Dip Buying Be Like
🤡 Everyone: “Crypto is dead.”
🐳 Whales: Buying everything like it's Black Friday
🧍♂️ Small investor: “Same bro… but just $30.”
🔮 Next 15 Months
📈 Market: “Surprise! I rise now.”
🧍♂️→💰 Small investor: “My $360 looks like $700… I am HIM.”
👨🏫 Real traders: respawn “We’re back boys!”
😭 Moral of the Story
Buying the dip = 🥲 pain now
Recovery = 😂 flex later
Rule #1: Buy low
Rule #2: Read Rule #1 again
$BNB
$ZEC
$XMR
#15monthback
#halfcapital
😂 Crypto Dip Logic 101
🧍♂️💵 Asian guy earning $500/month: “Bro I’ll invest $30, chill.”
📉 Market: -50% for 15 months
Investor: “Ah yes… perfect time to suffer.”
🛒 Dip Buying Be Like
🤡 Everyone: “Crypto is dead.”
🐳 Whales: Buying everything like it's Black Friday
🧍♂️ Small investor: “Same bro… but just $30.”
🔮 Next 15 Months
📈 Market: “Surprise! I rise now.”
🧍♂️→💰 Small investor: “My $360 looks like $700… I am HIM.”
👨🏫 Real traders: respawn “We’re back boys!”
😭 Moral of the Story
Buying the dip = 🥲 pain now
Recovery = 😂 flex later
Rule #1: Buy low
Rule #2: Read Rule #1 again
$BNB
$ZEC
$XMR
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