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#AirdropFinderGuide "Grandpa’s Crypto Airdrop Disaster (But He Got Rich)"😂

My grandpa heard "free crypto" and went FULL DEGEN.

🔹 He thought "airdrops" were literal—spent an hour outside waiting for coins to fall from the sky.
🔹 Linked his "wallet" (the Velcro one from 1998)to a scam site.
🔹 Called Bitcoin "that Beetcoin email virus" but still demanded I teach him to trade.

Then… he accidentally claimed a meme coin called $GRANDPAW.

🚀 It pumped 1000% while he was napping. Woke up, saw his $20 turned into $20,000, and screamed: "I’M THE WARREN BUFFET OF RETIREMENT HOMES!"

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